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Dennis Mills's avatar

Short answer is no.

Longer answer is funny you asked. Our quality department has reviewed this incident from many angles. What appeared on first inspection to be a positive no, upon reflection, a more nuanced answer was revealed. Upon waking, I performed my normal ablutions. Pondered what it is to be normal. Shaved. Took photo of preshave moment, then radically altered said photo to find inner dragon.

Ate something.

Started writing. One word lead to another.

I stood back and was not satisfied.

I picked and hacked back the undergrowth in search of the lost kitten.

Kitten turned out to be a tiger.

Upon discovering tiger, I rewrote until blood poured from the wound.

After loss of more blood than is generally accepted, I staunched the source, and mopped up.

What you read was not further processed or adulterated by artificial intelligence.

Any intelligence is strictly coincidental.

Thank you for your interest. Response times may vary. All conversations will be recorded for training purposes.

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Nogooder Nowriter's avatar

Blessed are the ones who live by the imagery, for they will _______ [can you fill the blank?]

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Dennis Mills's avatar

Make their own path

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Nogooder Nowriter's avatar

That's good, thanks. I will take it two letters further: make their own path[os]. In the sense of pathos that has nothing to do with the modern use of "pathetic".

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Keith Porteous's avatar

is this written upon waking and channeling a dream?

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