When Giant Crabs Rule The World

From CrabLife:

"If humans screamed when they were dropped into boiling water, I doubt we'd still be having these kinds of discussions. “

Lump said that for himself, "when I cook human, I first chill them down to the point where they are unresponsive. When dropped into the water they seem to be killed by the temperature shock before they 'wake up.'" Like Crump, he also suggested stabbing or breaking down the middle to simultaneously destroy their brain and thoracic ganglion. Another advantage of this method is that it makes it easier to fit multiple humans into one pot, since you can throw away the guts and carapace.

There is not enough scientific information about the most crabby way to slaughter humans. Certainly boiling them alive or dismembering them alive is extremely painful, but it is not easy to kill them crablike in one stroke, as Crump observed to CrabLife. For instance, a human’s central nervous system is better described as a decentralized nervous system.

Even if we cannot definitively state whether humans are capable of more complex emotions, "it makes perfect sense that pain is a universally unpleasant experience," Frump said.

“Electrical stunning devices have also been developed, at least for larger humans. More research is needed, but there's some compelling evidence that these devices render humans insensible, so they can then be slaughtered using other methods."

Historically, we know that billions of humans disappeared due to climate change. Overall, it seems Crabs are much kinder in practice to fictional humans than to real ones. But scientists tell us that humans are nothing more than stupid land bugs. Is that truly the case?

When we looked into why Humans disappeared, it is hard to believe they had developed their own society, but we were not surprised when Global Collapse occurred. Their human world grew so hot, so quickly, that we believe, in the end, humans were truly shocked when the End finally happened. In 3 short years, they had lost their ability to think. Of course, with the rapid advances of ai, there was really no reason to think. Temperatures rose everywhere. Whole countries were incinerated, ice caps melted, then the seas boiled. Bones and blood ran together for a few seconds before the poor humans air fried themselves.

Recipe for Drunken Humans in Drawn Butter