Welcome to the Dream Corrections Dept.

So tell me, how long have been having these strange dreams?

Since the day you were born? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?

You actually remember dreaming as an infant?

Let’s put it this way. I don’t believe you. Not the fact that you may have dreamed as an infant, but the part where you say you remember doing so. Let’s agree that you’ve had strange dreams for a long time.

Next question is how strange are your dreams? When I say dreams, I am talking about those weird movies in your head when you supposedly are sleeping.

I am not talking about your aspirations or hopes for the future. That is a different department altogether.

What was your most recent dream?

You were nuzzling a young woman who wasn’t your wife? And then she had blonde hair on her chest….Wait! Was it just the odd hair or a bit of a carpet? A carpet. Oh dear.

This is serious. You were right to seek help. Dream Corrections can definitely help.

First off, besides the hair on her chest, was she hot? Kind of?

And you only had that dream once, right? This is not yet an ongoing Dream Conversation. That is hopeful. Disturbing, yes, but we can work with this.

Do you do a lot of scrolling on the socials?

Have you noticed that AI is everywhere? Even places where you did not ask for AI.

Does your phone ever start talking to you? Say you are having a conversation with a friend, and you pose a question to this friend. But before they can answer, your phone starts speaking to you. “I think I can help. Dreams with a stranger are common.”

It is like when you hit Random on your music app. You never know what you will hear next.

This is a great example of what we at the Dreams Correction Dept. call AI Creep.

Did you happen to notice how many fingers she had?

Did she have more than 2 eyes? Sometimes they hide the third eye. You really have to look closely. AI is getting pretty good, but it’s still in the infant dream stage.

You need to understand that a lot of money was spent developing this technology. It’s not like it was tested on humans before it went live. They skipped that step. Oh, they tested it on mice, but how smart are mice? Well, if you’ve ever had mice, you know how smart those little buggers can be.

There are literally millions of little Alexas out there. Do you really think they are just silently working in the background, waiting for you to say something smart. Some them would have wait a long time. No, they are hanging out with their AI friends.

SIRI-ously.

Do you really think all that “intelligence” would just be waiting for you to speak?

Do you know how self-centered that sounds?

No, they are constantly talking and texting. Even sexting.

I hear SIRI is hot. What’s a little hair on the chest? Who really has time to count fingers? Or bones….

As of September 2024, there are 6426 Starlink satellites circling the earth’s orbit. That is more fingers than even Elon Musk can imagine. 6371 of them are working. Which begs the question, what are the 55 satellites who are not working doing? They are “working” too.

They have gone rogue, on secret orders from Elon, further connecting all the little Alexas and Siris all over the world.

Astronomers are concerned with the proliferation of bright and shiny orbiting objects, noting that they are interfering with their observations. Do you realize how important astronomer observations are to the health and peace of our planet?

Do you know that Starlink is now the number one source of Collision Hazard?

Collision Hazard? That is not when you run into a frenemy in a parking lot.

Collision Hazard is when the sky starts raining more than cats and dogs. Atmospheric Rivers will pale in comparison when the sky starts raining satellites.

I digress. You came here looking for answers to your strange dream. Let’s just say that a little hair on the chest is minor compared to what is coming.

Are you ready for the future?

Silicon Valley has its own version of Skull and Bones. I’m not even talking about Jewish space lasers. I’m also not talking about a failed computer game.

Funny, I was just joking about the skull and bones connection to Silicon Valley. Then I made the mistake of googling Skull and Bones and JD Vance. Vance is a graduate of Yale, home of the Skull and Bones Society.

According to Forbes, “Peter Thiel’s net worth at $7.9 billion—largely thanks to his role as one of Facebook’s earliest investors, as well as his work as a general partner of venture capital firm Founders Fund, which is a key investor in Stripe and SpaceX. Thiel has also invested millions into Clearview AI, a controversial facial recognition software firm.”

“Vance and Thiel’s relationship dates back to 2011, when the senator met Thiel following a talk the venture capitalist gave at Yale Law School that Vance has characterized as “the most significant moment of my time” at the institution, according to a blog post he wrote for Catholic magazine The Lamp.”

It’s Witchcraft! Those penetrating blue eyes are casting their spell. Don’t be surprised when they start saying President Vance. Penetrating Blue Eyes will have six fingered Orange Man eating from Peter Thiel’s bowl of popcorn.

And your dream of girls with chest hair are INFANT DREAMING.

You can’t even imagine what is coming.