Things to do without a cellphone

Random thoughts after the sun rises.

Keep pulling slowly until your Flibber is fully grown.

Four nails in a wooden spool. Some yarn.

When gimp was good. Not a mask for dungeon cosplay.

Yarn dolls. Voodoo and fondue.

On a rainy day, what do you do?

Make yarn dolls and find stick pins for all your enemies.

Suck hard on a cinnamon toothpick. Ballantyne’s optional.

Drink all your Dad’s airline bottles of liquor. Fill them back up with water. Because Dad’s never notice things like that. Dad’s also never miss coins on their dresser.

Sitting too close to the tv will not cause blindness, but masturbation might.