Dogless man seeks soul.
Dogless man seeks 4 legs to make him whole
Lost leash longs for lonely walks in the rain
Invisible dog knows a thing or two about wanting
Missing cat wonders what the fuss is all about
Dogless man interested in master/slave relationship for mutual cosplay
Legless man seeks 4 dogs to make him whole
Lost leash says “go ahead collar”
Invisible dog needs to know why you still care
Missing cat wonders how the inside of a coyote compares with the outside
Former Tree gets orange hat.
Can’t remember how it got here
Yearns to be reunited with limbs and leaf
Knows it was once part of the lungs of the earth
Gets tree mail from forest burning on the island
Finally understands why Smoking Kills
Has never dreamt of being paper.
Two storey house in East Van yard available for rent.
No pets.
No roof.
Hippo refuses to abandon fairy village.
Little green kid and dog upset with being called “Slow!”
Prefers stationary.
Empty paper recycling bag has no paper.
Prefers stationary.
Can't afford to rent that fortress of a place but I just may be able to squeeze out enough pennies to squeeze into the yellow milk crate. A handkerchief for roof will do... Thanks for corroborating the idea that non-human entities possess deep emotional intelligence - I always suspected it to be so. Unlike humans, they seem to know squarely and roundly what they want (and don't want). Good on them!