New World Order is delayed.

Please reorder. Back orders not accepted.

We would like to thank you for your new world order.

Unfortunately we must confess that the new world order has been delayed. As we do not accept back orders, we must insist that you re-order your new world order.

We note your expressed dissatisfaction with the current model. We understand your frustrations. Even after all the upgrades we made to the present world model, we freely admit it just doesn’t work anymore. Still our staff is quite upset with the one star rating you gave us.

Please do not think that your one star review has any bearing on delivery of your new world order. All is forgiven, and we are certain you will be very pleased with just how well your new world order will perform.

We must apologize for your wait and the delays you are experiencing, but please understand that manufacturing consent, and stifling dissent, and the letter wasn’t sent…..

Supply chains! Staff shortages. Climate change. Covid blah blah blah. Dog ate your new world order. Kidding! We have to break up the monotony with a little humour. These are all valid arguments, great excuses, but the raw truth is we just don’t care anymore. You want a new world order? You can damn well wait until it’s ready.

Hell will freeze over before you get what you ordered. You can’t make us do what we don’t want to do.

Sorry.

That was my bad. My supervisor is very upset with me. We have to keep it professional here. I momentarily lost it, I admit. The stress. You cannot imagine the stress.

We hear from many users who claim the present world order is difficult to navigate, impractical to operate, imposing to participate. Impossible is the word they have said. Broken. Not worth the paper it was written on. Confusing. A real bowl of fuck.

Sorry, some users have very bad language. We do not tolerate bad language here.

We also do not tolerate hate, racism, sexism, ageism, socialism, fascism, or dairy.

They say misery loves company so here are some recent comments from other frustrated users. Perhaps you will see the pressure we are under to perform.

Once again, we must remind you to re-order as we do not accept back orders.

THE MISERY LOVES COMPANY.