GOLDEN YEARS
“Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere
Angel
Come get up, my baby
Run for the shadows, run for the shadows
Run for the shadows in these golden years” David Bowie
What have we learned so far?
Life is long enough to hide many mistakes.
Don’t drink anything bigger then your head.
The early bird gets the worm, but it’s the second mouse who gets the cheese.
Cheese is addictive. Melted cheese is the gold standard.
You can spend your whole life waiting for life after death.
My girl is red hot. You’re gal ain’t doodlee squat.
9 times out of ten, autocorrect has no idea what you meant to say.
Duck is not a substitute for fuck.
Some girls are bigger than others. Some girl’s mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.
Mother is always right. Except when she wasn’t.
Running for shadows may be an elusive goal.
Toasting an overcooked waffle may make the waffle warmer, but it is still over cooked.
A little bourbon in your maple syrup makes it better.
Pancakes are not really a cake.
Muffins are like cake for breakfast, but nothing is as good as real cake for breakfast.
I am still not so sure what having your cake and eating it too really means. Eating cake is still the point, right?
We don’t want the crumbs, we want the whole damn bakery.
Love isn’t the only thing that can break your heart.
One lump or two?
Sometimes a lump is just a lump.
A second opinion is important, especially when the first opinion isn’t what you wanted to hear.
Hearing helps understanding.
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”